Keep It Simple, Stoner.

Keep It Simple, Stoner.


This blog doesn't have a theme. I post whatever the fuck interests me.
me:damn i need to save my money
me:*spends $200 in a week*


Me: mom, dad, this is my girlfriend Eve

Mom: the fuck I thought you had a boyfriend

Dad: the Bible said Adam and Eve, not gay is okay

Me: wait for my surprise

Mom: another one

Dad: what surprise

*a guy walks in*

Me: this is my boyfriend Adam


Me: do you get it, Adam and Eve hahaha, Adam and Eve

Parents: no

Me: but the Bible said

(via a-local-meth-lab)


My city is in chaos.
This is what’s happening to Hong Kong right this minute.



It is difficult for me to put into words, but simply put, University students started a class boycott movement demanding democracy and universal suffrage from the Hong Kong and Chinese…

(via supahst0ner)

I think relationships in general are over romanticized like at the end of the day I’m pretty sure a good relationship is just two people who know how to hang out and talk to each other, not whether or not they can right all your wrongs or paint a picture of a thousand suns with the breath from your lungs or some shit.

(Source: learning2swim, via i-wear-this-crown-of-flowers)


[seduces you with interesting scientific facts]

(via i-wear-this-crown-of-flowers)